Your Catfish Is So Fat... Jokes

[mr.bigglesworth]

Hi this is another 1 of those fun threads. It is fish related.

Switch Momma with Catfish. So these are 'You're Catfish So Fat' Jokes.

Here's mine:
Your catfish soo fat she has to swim vertically to eat with her mouth.

Get it?
Catfish are bottom dwellers. Some have mouths pointing down so if their was a gigantic belly bulging out it would keep it from being able to swim normally (horizontally).

 

[Steveo McNello]

Your catfish so fat, he swam in front the TV and I missed 3 episodes!

 

[mr.bigglesworth]

Haha nice one!

 

[TankDempsey]

Your catfish is so stupid, she doesn't run from the dogfish... tee-hee

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[Bderick67]

Your catsfish is so fat I thought it was your momma.

 

[TankDempsey]

Your catsfish is so fat I thought it was your momma.

I just lol'd

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[bassfisher91]

Your catfish is so fat it looks like a ballon...wow I suck at these.

 

[Chub_by]

Your catfish is so fat it jumped out of the water and got stuck.

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[Runitis]

You're catfish is so fat lfs is selling it as a puffer

I need to spark up my fish life

 

[jordanhunt]

Your catfish is so fat, when you put her in the sea the Wales got scared


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