Your Catfish Is So Fat... Jokes

[jordanhunt]

Yo catfish so fat that when she sits around the tank, she sits AROUND THE TANK!

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(the specks aren't ich, the jaguar just likes dumping sand on her)

I think you mean she doesn't sit in the tank she sits AROUND THE TANK!


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[JK47]

Your catfish so fat, WILSON BE TYPIN' IN CAPS WANTIN TO BUY..

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[Tyler2012]

Your catfish is so fat Santa ain't got nothin on it.


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[necrocanis]

Yo catfish be so fat, that when yo mamma was cleaning yo dirty "A" tank it ate her for a light snack!!! That's no small feat with how fat yo mamma is!!!

 

[brettsdad2011]

Your catfish is so fat she lives in Wisconsin


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Lmfao! Seriously almost died laughing

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[Steveo McNello]

Yo catfish so dumb she sits on the tank and watches the couch!

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[addisonlee25]

Your catfish is so fat even Okie noodlers didn't want her!


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[jordanhunt]

Your catfish is so fat, your tank breaks every time she takes a crap


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[Dubeckyj]

Your catfish is so fat, it collapsed under its own gravity and turned into a sunfish.

Your catfish is so fat, it creates tidal pulls on saturn.

Your catfish is so fat, it thinks the Kraken is an appetizer.

 

[mr.bigglesworth]

Haha