Your favorite 'surprise lifespans' for creatures

[longislandfish]

They say geoducks go a good 160 years.

I wonder what a 160 year old Geoduck looks like. Prob a lot like Ron Jeremy at 100 years old

 

[kevinfleming21]

I wonder what a 160 year old Geoduck looks like. Prob a lot like Ron Jeremy at 100 years old

 

[Plec123]

Several sources state that acanthicus adonis has a lifespan of only 16 years. I call BS.

DEFINITELY bs.

also, a 160 year old geoduck probably looks like a rock with a giant tentacle. just guessing though

quahogs can live to be a bit more than 400.