Your Move,Viper!

[Matteus]

Doctors probably see a lot of stupid injuries, people bit on tongue by softshell turtles, people putting cucumbers where they don't belong, people who decide to incas themselves I. Concrete

A friend of mine told me about his friend(a surgeon of some sort) who told a story about 2 drunk guys who tried to trim the hedges with a lawnmower..

They both tried to pick it up while it was running and each lost 8 fingers at the second knuckle. They brought all the fingers into the hospital in a shoebox and it was a challenge for the drs to figure out who's finger went where..

 

[Matteus]

Omg. I just spent an hour reading his whole thread. I need a life, and a beer. Some funny , sad, and disturbing things out there.

Funny I didn't even know about he lawnmower thing you had posted Deadliestviper7 until literally seconds after I posted. Lol.

Here's to the Darwin awards. Lol

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Omg. I just spent an hour reading his whole thread. I need a life, and a beer. Some funny , sad, and disturbing things out there.

Funny I didn't even know about he lawnmower thing you had posted Deadliestviper7 until literally seconds after I posted. Lol.

Here's to the Darwin awards. Lol

Glad you liked it Matteus
Got any to add?

Man tries bribe cops with lifetime supply of donuts (shoulda kept mouth shut , had nothing on him till he tried to bribe him , guess he's strong like a bull, smart like a tractor).

Woman strangled rabid fox that was attacking her in nj.

ARizona man stole ambulance from hospital after visit because "it was to hot to walk home" (what is this grand theft auto v?)

 

[krichardson]

Man shot with a spear gun.
...through the head.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Man shot with a spear gun.
View attachment 1326891 ...through the head.

Few inches higher and you'd have a classic thru the temples death

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Few inches higher and you'd have a classic thru the temples death

Hey krich you should check out some pics of archery injuries

 

[krichardson]

Hey krich you should check out some pics of archery injuries

I bet that they are quite graphic.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I bet that they are quite graphic.

Yup, especially carbon fiber arrows that fail

 

[Deadliestviper7]

A friend of mine told me about his friend(a surgeon of some sort) who told a story about 2 drunk guys who tried to trim the hedges with a lawnmower..

They both tried to pick it up while it was running and each lost 8 fingers at the second knuckle. They brought all the fingers into the hospital in a shoebox and it was a challenge for the drs to figure out who's finger went where..

Pretty sure your friend knew my stepfather

 

[Warborg]

Drug gang in Colombia puts a 50,000$ hit on drug sniffing dog.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/police-sniffer-dog-extra-protection-184434664.html