A kid called 911 because his parents made him salad, but he's got an excuse because someone found a live black widow in their broccoli
LMAO!.....I have a feeling you will not disappoint.Lol, Give me a minute
LMAO!.....I have a feeling you will not disappoint.
Hah!.....I woulda said something like that too!Veteran pulled over by two female officers, veteran convinces them to get in a three way relationship instead of ticket.
(Teach me sensei!)
If aliens ever visit they are going to kill us for this kind of stuff.Hah!.....I woulda said something like that too!
A woman attending a Philadelphia Phillies baseball game was knocked nearly unconcious after being hit in the head by a flying hot dog.
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He must have thought he was playing bumper cars!If aliens ever visit they are going to kill us for this kind of stuff.
Another from "California man" California man hijacks and crashes 5 cars (if your that bad at driving you might want to skip cars altogether).
LolHe must have thought he was playing bumper cars!