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Murder rate in London now exceeds New York City following londons knife ban.

(Jeez it's almost like if the law abiding citizen isn't allowed to arm themselves, then they can't stop murderers trying to kill them)
 
These kind of people shouldn't have kids!
That's going a little too far with homeschooling. Kids can be cruelly creatve...imagine the harassment that poor child will have to endure. The parent might as well have named the kid string of obscenities, because that's what the kid will be called starting with A.

When the Mom (or Dad) were deciding on that as a name, the friends and family should had the sense to contrive and present the parents with a list of attractive names. The parents either lacked in creativity or had a strange sense of it. This is the chance to give something wonderful you've created a beautiful call sign.
At least as an adult the daughter can legally change her name...and she would have a lot of choices. I would have gone for Misty Sky. Or Harmony Starr.
 
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Oh ho ho, I have a response for that, but I am not going to touch it. I like to consider myself civil, well, with a slip every once in a blue moon.
Maybe she was buying some Gas X?
 
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Not bad and perfectly reasonable.

Newspaper Headline: Man accused of killing his lawyer is appointed new attorney.

If I were an attorney in that town, I would be taking my paid vacation...but quick.

I have two jokes that would companion that headline. Ahhh, you probably know them.
 
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That's going a little too far with homeschooling. Kids can be cruelly creatve...imagine the harassment that poor child will have to endure. The parent might as well have named the kid string of obscenities, because that's what the kid will be called starting with A.

When the Mom (or Dad) were deciding on that as a name, the friends and family should had the sense to contrive and present the parents with a list of attractive names. The parents either lacked in creativity or had a strange sense of it. This is the chance to give something wonderful you've created a beautiful call sign.
At least as an adult the daughter can legally change her name...and she would have a lot of choices. I would have gone for Misty Sky. Or Harmony Starr.
Bloody rain!
 
12 point albino buck spotted.

Pair of beavers walk into gas station , then leave (maybe they didn't find the product they were looking for?)
 
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