Your Move,Viper!

[Deadliestviper7]

I'd go with that last 2. I don't know about the first 2.

No you gotta do it every time, so people leave you alone.


In the news: squirrel steals donut from cops!
(These squirrel crimes are really escalating quickly ,I'll update you next time with something like: bodybuilding squirrel robs convenience store while wielding chainsaw)

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I'd go with that last 2. I don't know about the first 2.

No you gotta do it every time, so people leave you alone.


In the news: squirrel steals donut from cops!
(These squirrel crimes are really escalating quickly ,I'll update you next time with something like: bodybuilding squirrel robs convenience store while wielding chainsaw)

 

[Warborg]

Woman has 50lb ovarian cyst removed.

Squirrel steals doughnut from cop.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

German man poisons dozens of coworkers !
(Apparently he put lead acetate powder in their food,he may have been doing this since 2001, the heavy metal is hard to detect and causes organ failure,he was caught sprinkling lead acetate powder on a coworkers sandwich).

 

[Warborg]

Woman tries to hide from police by hiding in ceiling at convenience store but falls though. Cops get her.

 

[Warborg]

A bug 'wasp' injects it's victim with eggs which hatch and eat victim from inside.

https://nypost.com/2018/06/29/terri...-with-eggs-and-eats-them-from-the-inside-out/

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Man arrested in crime who had basketball player tattoo on face claims he was framed,he just got out of prison

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Man allegedly beheads girlfriend with katana!

 

[krichardson]

Man allegedly beheads girlfriend with katana!

Wow,did she prepare the wrong meal?

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Wow,did she prepare the wrong meal?

Who knows,maybe she snores to loud or he had a samurai themed mental break