Your not a M F K Unless ?

[dudey]

You're not a monster fish keeper until you start using midgets as feeders.

i laughed... a lot sorry.. I am going to h e double hockey sticks.

 

[Wet Whiskers]

You're not an MFK until you

1) spend two weeks sleeping on a air mattress because it takes that long to move just a couple of your tanks

2) build an R/O water tower in your garage

3) have neighbors accuse you of running a distillery in said garage

4) have neighbors accuse you of taking advantage of low gas prices because of the large quantity of 55 gallon drums in said garage

5) have a $300 electric bill in a one bedroom apartment

6) Have neighbors bring their friends over to take pictures of your fishies feeding habits

7) your cat gets all puffed up and slowly backs away from the fish

8) your husband comes down stairs and asks, "Is that food for the fish or for us?"

and my list goes on...

 

[Liam]

You're not an mfker unless you fill your tank with a hose, get bored because it takes so long, walk off, only to come back to find your carpet flooded.

 

[dingoofus]

You're not a MFK until you've practiced your 100 metre backstroke in your biggest tank.

 

[Bottomfeeder]

Only time I burnt the carpet with a heater was when I tried to hatch a duck egg with it.Smoked up the room and baked the egg.I was 10.

how do you fail at catching a duck egg


anywho youre an mfk'er if the walls of your fish room are cyclid from condensation

 

[TheRealMacDaddy]

You're not a monster fish keeper until you start using midgets as feeders.

What about your systems pull so much electricity that the cops stop by to see if you're running a marijuana growhouse operation

 

[random fish guy]

I think we all feel that way.

You are NOT an MFK'r unless your fish food bill costs the same, if not more, than it takes to feed your Pit bull or MONSTER dog(s).

well said

 

[channarox]

i dont use heaters,but i had one.
i taped a cricket to it and it fried the cricket.....
it also burnt me,burnt the floor,and a couple other things.

 

[channarox]

You're not an mfker unless you fill your tank with a hose, get bored because it takes so long, walk off, only to come back to find your carpet flooded.

ive done that...except i dont have carpet floor.marble.
my whole living room was flooded.twice.or more....

 

[beblondie]

Your not an MFK'er unless your fish have inflicted an injury that requiers medical attention of some kind-Anne