Your not a M F K Unless ?

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your not an MFKer unless youve had one of your friends making fun of you for liking fish so much



your not an MFKer unless youve replaced watching tv with watching your fish
 
not a MFK unless the city you live in isnt scared youll flood your house if your tank breaks ... thier scared youll flood the nieghborhood!!
 
You know your a MFKER when your monster fish has splashed water on your ghetto second hand glass heaters or just flat out broke them open making them short out and shock the hell out of you next time your decide to stick your hands in the tank
 
Liam;3050162; said:
You're not an mfker unless you fill your tank with a hose, get bored because it takes so long, walk off, only to come back to find your carpet flooded.
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i did... but ive only got a twenty gallon... my parents keep muttering about math "A.D.D" add. I CAN SPELL DAD !!!! personal problems aside... your not an MFKer until you get families coming to your house thinking its the aquarium... you tell tthem its not and point them in the right direction. you see them the next day and ask about thier trip. the say it was dissapointing compared to your house. not there yet but will be soon
 
you're not an mfk'er unless you turn off your canister(s) by mistake and flood your whole room in a matter of minutes..
 
You know your a MFKER when you sleep on the ground bc u got rid of your bed to make space for a bigger tank!!
You know your a MFKER when you cry after a fish death :(
 
You know your a MonsterFishKeeper when you see a 75 gallon tank for sale and think, " hmm, that would make a great sump."

or your at a friends house and you see he has a pool, then spend the next hour contemplating stocking choices and filtration.

or the fact that you never go fishing without bringing a cooler for that "juuuuuuust in case fish"...

or, my personal favorite, you're watching pron and a fish tank appears in the background and you go a.d.d. and study it..
( oh wow, are those percula? little oscars? I cant even tell if that's salt or not. Jeeze, If that girl would just get her boob out of the way!..)


Edit/ No joke, ^^that was the exact convo I had in my head a couple days ago. lol. I think I can find the link if anyone's curious. lol
 
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