LOL!! How do you mess with your LFS?
- Thread starter mudskipper
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"Can I trade is common guppy for that 14 inch Red Tail Catfish? I promise, this is a good trade." 
I just make the employees look as dumb as I can without being snotty, like this: "Oh, I am sorry, I thought everyone who wasn't retarted knew how to sex Convicts" or "Mr.! Mr.! How can I get my fish to float like yours do?" or "It must have been really hard to make your Convicts look like Severums, huh?" 
this has happend to me so many time its not funny.. i call the lfs and one time he told me he had a 12 inch payara with 1 inch teeth . i go down there and hes 5 inches with 1/8 inch teeth for 75.00. i laughed at him.. the other one was when he said he had a couple 5 inch rpbs. i go down there and of course 2 inches... so now i call him on the phone when i have trade ins and tell him there 2 or 3 inches bigger then they really are so he gives me a price over the phone and then i go down there when hes on lunch break and take them to the 2nd guy in charge and tell him what the manager said hed give me and i get the money. next time im in there he says i jacked him .. all i could do was laugh and say my bad . call me next time u get in a 12 inch payara with 1 inch teeth.
