Tell them that you are unhappy about the new policies, and than while you are walking out...smash a tank
Tell them you are a fish terrorist from Qatar, you demand better service, then smash a tank.
Tell them that you are unhappy about the new policies, and than while you are walking out...smash a tank
I have a much better idea, Smash a tank first... then smash a tank. Then tell the owner to die to death, then walk right through the door with out opening it, then walk back in and ask for a refund, but I do think that idea about store credit would work well. Oh, and then tell them you want store credit for the smashed tank casue you were gonna buy it but now its all smashed and stuff.

pfft so old fashioned bb gun insteadsmash a few tanks with a sling shot that way they wont know who broke it