Straight copy and paste from the "thoughts so far" button. Most awesome conversation with it yet 
http://cleverbot.com/
Cleverbot: What do people call you?
User: JK47.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Sup..
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You keep monster fish?
Cleverbot: That was the first I said.
User: No you asked what they call me?
Cleverbot: I asked you who you were.
User: And I told you. Your mom already knows who I am...
Cleverbot: No.
User: So do you keep monster fish?
Cleverbot: Yes, ye jacky like you said before.
User: You keep a Jack Dempsy?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: What do you keep?
Cleverbot: I know nothing. You know even less.
User: You calling me a noob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your face is a noob.. I am a monster fish keeper, deal with it.
Cleverbot: Do you have any Kiss?
User: Not for you (see mom comment above, some for her though).
Cleverbot: Sometimes. I do not like arrogance though.
User: What is your favorite fish?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is yours?
User: Too many to list if I had to pick one of my favorites at my house it would be Parachromis dovii.
Cleverbot: Except I'm a human, and you're the machine.
User: Fish conversation dude, keep it on topic. Your trolling..
Cleverbot: My dog is a he.
User: My fish can eat your dog.
Cleverbot: Ok, go.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: Fine, but you should leave.
User: Banned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Perma banned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
http://cleverbot.com/ Cleverbot: What do people call you?
User: JK47.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: Sup..
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: You keep monster fish?
Cleverbot: That was the first I said.
User: No you asked what they call me?
Cleverbot: I asked you who you were.
User: And I told you. Your mom already knows who I am...
Cleverbot: No.
User: So do you keep monster fish?
Cleverbot: Yes, ye jacky like you said before.
User: You keep a Jack Dempsy?
Cleverbot: No, I don't.
User: What do you keep?
Cleverbot: I know nothing. You know even less.
User: You calling me a noob?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Your face is a noob.. I am a monster fish keeper, deal with it.
Cleverbot: Do you have any Kiss?
User: Not for you (see mom comment above, some for her though).
Cleverbot: Sometimes. I do not like arrogance though.
User: What is your favorite fish?
Cleverbot: I don't know, what is yours?
User: Too many to list if I had to pick one of my favorites at my house it would be Parachromis dovii.
Cleverbot: Except I'm a human, and you're the machine.
User: Fish conversation dude, keep it on topic. Your trolling..
Cleverbot: My dog is a he.
User: My fish can eat your dog.
Cleverbot: Ok, go.
User: You first.
Cleverbot: Fine, but you should leave.
User: Banned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Perma banned?
Cleverbot: Yes.
