Agreed, right down to the tall heavily armed man aspect.
The only thing I'd be fine with them regulating as far as pets go is what you can and can't release.
Out of curiosity, what animals ARE fine to release to non native areas? Cats, dogs? If you take a snake from the wild, keep it for a month or two, and then release it, you are still releasing it contaminated from everything in your home. You don't need to just check the Everglades, see how Australia fares with 'oh just release it!' aftermath.
