What's your best excuse for getting pulled over?

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F1 VET said:
When they pull up my driving record (2x wreckless driving, 8x speeding 1 was 98 in a 45 1 other was 60 in a 45 construction zone, 3x unsafe lane maneuver, 1x running red light, 1x disregarding stop sign, 1x street racing luckily that was dropped) off the top of my head.


So I have no excuse.....



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Id hate to see your insurance bill. Yikes!


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Inglorious said:
Why am I not surprised at some of the people who think that all cops are evil?
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I didnt see anyone post that?! Did I miss something?
 
Was driving down the Garden State parkway doing 80+. I had to go to the bathroom really bad (#2). I was trying to make it to a rest stop. I got pulled over. I was never making it there. I got out of the car and tossed my wallet to the officer. I had toilet paper in the car ( for such an emergency, its happened before, LOL). He saw the tp and realized I wasn't joking. I asked him if I could go to the nearest big tree. By this time I was bent over. He laughed and said yes. After he heard what came out, he left my wallet on the back of my car and left laughing.
 
Heyguy74 said:
Was driving down the Garden State parkway doing 80+. I had to go to the bathroom really bad (#2). I was trying to make it to a rest stop. I got pulled over. I was never making it there. I got out of the car and tossed my wallet to the officer. I had toilet paper in the car ( for such an emergency, its happened before, LOL). He saw the tp and realized I wasn't joking. I asked him if I could go to the nearest big tree. By this time I was bent over. He laughed and said yes. After he heard what came out, he left my wallet on the back of my car and left laughing.
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you're lucky you didn't get shot. i've seen lesser actions lead to people getting handled by force and left withering in pain.
 
Master Wilkins said:
Even though I was living in the city, I had my lisence and car registered outside of the city so I didn't have to go through aircare. He asked if I knew the speed limit here and I lied and said 90km/h? He told me the real limit (which I knew all too well) and I said "I'm sorry, I had no idea, I'm just in town visiting my girlfriend" then I asked directions to the closest Tim Hortons (a coffee/doughnut place in Canada)
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And in new york! Haha tim hortons is awesome!

Really though i always give em the derp act, "oh im so sorry officer i thought that was still the speed limit" and it tends to work. Never had a real ticket.

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F1 VET said:
When they pull up my driving record (2x wreckless driving, 8x speeding 1 was 98 in a 45 1 other was 60 in a 45 construction zone, 3x unsafe lane maneuver, 1x running red light, 1x disregarding stop sign, 1x street racing luckily that was dropped) off the top of my head.


So I have no excuse.....



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Ive wondered whether your name translates into your driving... apparently so lol

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On my way to pick up a stingray from vamptrev, and told the officer it was already bagged. He didn't mind the 2 loaded guns in the car but gave me a ticket for 5 over. I was doing 55 in a 35.

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Heyguy74 said:
Was driving down the Garden State parkway doing 80+. I had to go to the bathroom really bad (#2). I was trying to make it to a rest stop. I got pulled over. I was never making it there. I got out of the car and tossed my wallet to the officer. I had toilet paper in the car ( for such an emergency, its happened before, LOL). He saw the tp and realized I wasn't joking. I asked him if I could go to the nearest big tree. By this time I was bent over. He laughed and said yes. After he heard what came out, he left my wallet on the back of my car and left laughing.
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Just be glad he didn't pull out the ol' tazer while you were running towards the tree
 
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