Don't get stranded in the Antarctica...get direct TV

[Warborg]

I was reading an article on the ships(GW scientists) stranded in the Antarctica. In the comments someones said to get Direct TV. So I came up with a line.

With bad cable you get mad, when you get mad, you get hot. When you get hot, you blame global warming, when you blame global warming, you become a global warming scientist, when you become a global warming scientist, you travel to the Antarctica on a Russian ship, when you travel to the Antarctica on a Russian ship you get stuck in the ice. Don't get stuck in the ice in the Antarctica on a Russian ship....get Direct TV.

So come up with your own Direct TV thing (use whatever you can think of)

BTW here's the link to the article(fell free to talk about it too)

http://news.yahoo.com/us-icebreaker-heads-antarctic-help-stuck-ships-210419227.html

 

[krichardson]

Most people I know who had Direct TV have cancelled it and went back to cable...I was watching a bit of coverage of the stranded ship and was wondering if they could have blasted a channel through the ice with well placed dynamite.

 

[petspoiler]

...I was watching a bit of coverage of the stranded ship and was wondering if they could have blasted a channel through the ice with well placed dynamite.

^the reason all your friends wave Bye Bye, rather than go on any cruises with you.^

 

[krichardson]

^the reason all your friends wave Bye Bye, rather than go on any cruises with you.^

Oh...guess I should have just asked you since you are so versed in such things.

 

[Warborg]

I've been a little pissed with Direct TV. Missed 2 season finales due to direct TV cutting out during rain storms

 

[krichardson]

I've been a little pissed with Direct TV. Missed 2 season finales due to direct TV cutting out during rain storms

That seems to be the main complaint I've heard about the system.

 

[petspoiler]

Oh...guess I should have just asked you since you are so versed in such things.

Lol, krich
... couldn't help myself, an image of wiley coyote came to mind.

 

[krichardson]

Yeah,with the ACME push handle dynamite....every gadget he popped up with was from ACME.

 

[BuffaloPolypteridae]

That seems to be the main complaint I've heard about the system.

When i had DTV heavy clouds would knock out the signal, it wouldnt even have to be raining lol. Fios ftw

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[krichardson]

My moms had FIOS and she....HATED IT!