Bad joke of the day

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You guys hear about those 2 kids picked up by the police last weekend? One was eating fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid! Long story short, they charged one and let the other one off!
(insert eel face)
 
whats jackie chans favourite drink.........................................waateeeeeer
 
when do germans go to bed................... (shout loudly!-) NINE o:clock
 
teller: knock knock
victim: whos there
teller: the interupting sheep
victim : the inetr...... teller loudly: bbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
justarn said:
when do germans go to bed................... (shout loudly!-) NINE o:clock
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lol!! :D
Just got back from my therapist, she told me I have a preoccupation with vengeance,..pffft! We'll see about that!!
 
A woman has twins and puts them up for adoption. One twin is adopted by an arab family and is named Amal. The other goes to a latino family and is named Juan. Years later Juan sends his picture to his biological mom. Upon receiving his picture, the woman says to her husband, "Wow, beautiful! I wish Amal would send a picture." The husband replies, "But there twins, Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal" :D
 
I must have a great butt. Every time I walk away after talking to someone, I hear them whisper
"what an ass" :D
 
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