Bad joke of the day

[FMA4ME]

Wife: "I look fat, give me a compliment"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight"

 

[krichardson]

^LMAO!....that's actually not bad at all.

 

[chefwill]

Wife: "I look fat, give me a compliment"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight"

Nice
I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms and the cashier asked if needed a bag, I said no she's not that ugly

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[pops]

Thats great!!! winner winner chicken dinner!!

 

[pops]

Wife: "I look fat, give me a compliment"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight"

to that one.

 

[FMA4ME]

Nice
I went to the pharmacy to buy condoms and the cashier asked if needed a bag, I said no she's not that ugly

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Lmao!

 

[chefwill]

I better tame it down a little

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[FMA4ME]

Blonde: "What does IDK mean?"
Burnett: "I don't know"
Blonde: "Oh my god nobody does!"

 

[pops]

 

[chefwill]

Blonde: "What does IDK mean?"
Burnett: "I don't know"
Blonde: "Oh my god nobody does!"

That's great

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