Bad joke of the day

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your momma is soo fat, when she fell nobody laughed, but the ground cracked up!! :D
 
my mom is dead? ............................................................................... did i get you?
 
never do mama jokes on the internet. it bite you in the butt. :)
 
That being said, you are so ugly that your family had to tie a steak around your neck for the dog to play with you.
again, cut down jokes just not work on the internet.

on the other hand a horse walks into a bar,
bartender says, "why the long face?"
 
Brunette says to a blonde
"I made love to a Brazilian last night"
Blonde responds
"You tramp!!!......how many is a Brazilian? "

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I went to the zoo yesterday, there was only one dog in it, it was a sheetzu.
:D
 
Lol, how many car acronyms do you know?
Four Old Rusty Doors
Found On Road Dead
Fixed Or Repaired Daily
F'd On Race Day
Cheap Heap in Every Vatos Yard
 
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