Bad joke of the day

[FMA4ME]

What did the pig say on this hot summer day?

I'm bacon!!

 

[chefwill]

Haha good stuff!

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a man walks into a bar holding a piece of asphalt.

he says a drink please, and one for the road.

 

[pops]

Two satellites decide to get married, the wedding was not much.

but the reception was incredible.

 

[chefwill]

Two satellites decide to get married, the wedding was not much.

but the reception was incredible.

Wow.

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[chefwill]

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef
What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef

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[pops]

 

[pops]

what did sushi A say to sushi B

WASA-B!

 

[pops]

did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock jokes?

He won the NO-BELL prize.

 

[chefwill]

Ooohhhhh

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