Bad joke of the day

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What do you call 2 wiener dogs sitting next to each other?


Paradox (pair of dachs)

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lol! Chef, what does a nosey pepper do??


Gets jalapeno business!! :D
 
If Mississippi bought Virginia a New Jersey, what will Delaware??
Idaho, Alaska!! :D
 
Why is there only going to be 49 contestants in the miss USA p agent from now on?

No one wants to stand up on stage and say "I DA HO"

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why did the cowboy get a dachshund,

he wanted to get " a lonnnggg little dogggy"
 
what did the buffalo say as his son left for collage,

bison.
 
have you seen the new movie called constipation? ... nope?

that's because it has not come out yet.
 
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