Nah. We'll do a Gofund me for the cost of his lawyer after he snaps and kills the gutter punks.The hell are you talking about a trench for? You can't keep any 8-foot fish in that? You'll need to have it span over your whole yard... maybe do like an island in the middle and you can have a patio.
I think we can make a GoFundMe for your electric eel... lol!