I like it... I'm no chemist either, I don't understand alot about water chemistry. What I do know is this. Going from a pH of say 6 to a pH of 9 which is basically our scale we use for aquariums... 9 is 1000 times more alkaline than 6.
I don't really fully know how TDS and hardness come into play though. I think obviously the purer the water, the less TDS, therefore the less gh... however as you add more and more TDS your pH would rise just from the minerals and such in the water at that point. So in theory as the pH rises the TDS rises, and the gh follows suit. Hopefully a water chemistry guru can elaborate..
The thing I am not sure of is how TDs is effected by ph/gh. From my limited perspective it seems like the TDs shift purely based on ph/gh may be significant enough to kill fish. Otherwise it would be something else that kills them in a closed system I guess. I do not have a resource to bounce my questions off of, but I would be curious for an explanation related to osmotic shock in relation to TDs and shifting ph or gh. I have many questions, butthe more questions I have the more I consider seeking out a degree.