Your Move,Viper!

[krichardson]

No idea, but if he's in prison he'll have a harder time finding sharp objects

.....or maybe he won't lol!

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Buried treasure: couple find safe with 52000 dollars worth of jewelry and money in it buried in backyard turns out it was stolen from one of their neighbors years ago, so they returned it.

Some dudes modified a Barbie car so it drives 72 miles an hour (it ain't fast until someone loses a bikini).

Flags left in graveyard were going missing, apparently being stolen by a groundhog
(That's one patriotic groundhog, decorating his burrow like that).

 

[krichardson]

Caddyshack!

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Caddyshack!

4th of July style!
(Red white and blue explosion with coffins)

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Hash browns recalled because they may have chopped up golf balls in them
(Ummmm... please explain?)

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Burgular breaks into house, shot by entire family.
(He's still twitching! (Baby pulls out s&w revolver from diaper "bang!"))

 

[krichardson]

Burgular breaks into house, shot by entire family.
(He's still twitching! (Baby pulls out s&w revolver from diaper "bang!"))

Get the Hell out of here!

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Get the Hell out of here!

I made up the part about the baby obviously but the rest is true lol

 

[krichardson]

I made up the part about the baby obviously but the rest is true lol

Haha oh okay.....so did this break in occur in a gang infested neighborhoood?

 

[Deadliestviper7]

Haha oh okay.....so did this break in occur in a gang infested neighborhoood?

I haven't found the full article yet, just an archived headline