C'mon I wanna hear more neighborly horror stories
Got some for ya. We used to live in a small house with 3 units in one, next door. Same landlord. They moved out of state and made me their agent (for some rent, knockoff.
We rented one unit to a women. Asked her "ya aint got no big dogs"? Oh no!
A few days later, she has a 8moth old? pit bull with mange and about 5 puppies, running loose. Cant even put our dog on his cable run in OUR yard.
Finally, after asking nicely to keep their dogs out of our yard 20 or so times, I threw out a pack of firecrackers.
Her boyfriend comes in my yard and gets in my face and says "cracker, I will kill you and your old lady, I just got out of prison for selling coke for 10 years"
Wow, here he is doing the same thing 3 days after getting out. Not sure I would brag about that!
I kept my .44 handy until we moved. It was our pleasure to evict them for squatting. I sat on my porch with a beer and watched the sheriff, boot them out.
I now live in a mother in laws in the back yard of our land lord, I have a great wall (privacy fence) surrounding our house that stays locked. Did not call? Go away!