What do you do when you hate your neighbors

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C'mon I wanna hear more neighborly horror stories

When I lived at these apartments. My neighbors across the way were doing G. Guys girlfriend g'd out he thought she died and hung himself from the balconey. She came to and found he hung himself. Week before that she was throwing his clothes out oFF the balcony after he was locked out.
 
question , what is a G..guy? and g'd out?
 
I use to own a condo in cambell cali, I was rebuilding the bathroom and had some bags of debris on my door landing, this guy nocks on my door and says the bags have to go, I explained that was broken tile and sheet rock as I was redoing the bathroom. He said it has to be gone today or I will will fine your land lord and impose a 50 dollar fine. your land lord will not like this. (yes think back I told him I was rebuilding my bathroom, MY bathroom)
I said so by land lord you mean me? I asked who he was and then let him know I would be seeing him at the next HOA meeting.
 
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Well,there was the time quite a few years ago when I pressed a lump of dog poop underneath one inconsiderate neighbor's door handles on his car.
Bro that is absolutely classic.... Love it.

We had a neighbor who liked to spread vile gossip, I was a rapist,dude across the street was a gangster, that sort of thing.
Made me so mad

What ? That's pretty bad
 
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I use to own a condo in cambell cali, I was rebuilding the bathroom and had some bags of debris on my door landing, this guy nocks on my door and says the bags have to go, I explained that was broken tile and sheet rock as I was redoing the bathroom. He said it has to be gone today or I will will fine your land lord and impose a 50 dollar fine. your land lord will not like this. (yes think back I told him I was rebuilding my bathroom, MY bathroom)
I said so by land lord you mean me? I asked who he was and then let him know I would be seeing him at the next HOA meeting.

Bet he kept his mouth shut at the meeting ?
 
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Soooooo ain't karma a b#tch. Wife kids and mother inlaw took a walk after dinner. We do this all the time. Take a guess who comes home drunk of his rocker, falls and cracks his head on the driveway and is laid out stairing at the sky ? Lmaooooo yes I am a miserable human being for finding himor in this.
 
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When I lived at these apartments. My neighbors across the way were doing G. Guys girlfriend g'd out he thought she died and hung himself from the balconey. She came to and found he hung himself. Week before that she was throwing his clothes out oFF the balcony after he was locked out.

Wait he hung himself like for real ? Dead ?
 
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C'mon I wanna hear more neighborly horror stories
Got some for ya. We used to live in a small house with 3 units in one, next door. Same landlord. They moved out of state and made me their agent (for some rent, knockoff.
We rented one unit to a women. Asked her "ya aint got no big dogs"? Oh no!
A few days later, she has a 8moth old? pit bull with mange and about 5 puppies, running loose. Cant even put our dog on his cable run in OUR yard.

Finally, after asking nicely to keep their dogs out of our yard 20 or so times, I threw out a pack of firecrackers.
Her boyfriend comes in my yard and gets in my face and says "cracker, I will kill you and your old lady, I just got out of prison for selling coke for 10 years"

Wow, here he is doing the same thing 3 days after getting out. Not sure I would brag about that!
I kept my .44 handy until we moved. It was our pleasure to evict them for squatting. I sat on my porch with a beer and watched the sheriff, boot them out.

I now live in a mother in laws in the back yard of our land lord, I have a great wall (privacy fence) surrounding our house that stays locked. Did not call? Go away!
 
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