What do you do when you hate your neighbors

[jaws7777]

Soooooo ain't karma a b#tch. Wife kids and mother inlaw took a walk after dinner. We do this all the time. Take a guess who comes home drunk of his rocker, falls and cracks his head on the driveway and is laid out stairing at the sky ? Lmaooooo yes I am a miserable human being for finding himor in this.

F it I'll quote myself lol.
The lawyer that's been talking all of this nonesense about us nycers and giving her a hard time. Got Soo drunk that he was kicked out of the bar and had to take an Uber home. The guy gets out of the car and just falls out. I sat him up and checked his head while the wife called an ambulance. This happened right after his "partner" stopped and apologized to my wife for his "nosiness".

Lmaoo the guy is bleeding from his head and can barely talk but looks my wife dead in the eye and says "I bet you would be happy if I was laying like this in a pine box" lmaoooo then passes out again.


Worst part is I can't tell you how many people opened there doors to Snoop on what was happening but not one came over to help besides one lady who is a nurse. Haha one women even came out to water her shrubs but was really watering her garbage cans because she was to busy trying to see what was going on.

 

[jaws7777]

Got some for ya. We used to live in a small house with 3 units in one, next door. Same landlord. They moved out of state and made me their agent (for some rent, knockoff.
We rented one unit to a women. Asked her "ya aint got no big dogs"? Oh no!
A few days later, she has a 8moth old? pit bull with mange and about 5 puppies, running loose. Cant even put our dog on his cable run in OUR yard.

Finally, after asking nicely to keep their dogs out of our yard 20 or so times, I threw out a pack of firecrackers.
Her boyfriend comes in my yard and gets in my face and says "cracker, I will kill you and your old lady, I just got out of prison for selling coke for 10 years"

Wow, here he is doing the same thing 3 days after getting out. Not sure I would brag about that!
I kept my .44 handy until we moved. It was our pleasure to evict them for squatting. I sat on my porch with a beer and watched the sheriff, boot them out.

I now live in a mother in laws in the back yard of our land lord, I have a great wall (privacy fence) surrounding our house that stays locked. Did not call? Go away!

Food For you not backing down

 

[skjl47]

Hello; Here is a story from way back when my first wife and I lived in a married student housing building. One day the wife came in livid with disgust. The building had a laundry room for al to share. Keep in mind this was before Pampers. Seems someone with kids had been just dumping the cloth diapers still with a full load into the washing machine and letting them soak.

 

[krichardson]

Hello; Here is a story from way back when my first wife and I lived in a married student housing building. One day the wife came in livid with disgust. The building had a laundry room for al to share. Keep in mind this was before Pampers. Seems someone with kids had been just dumping the cloth diapers still with a full load into the washing machine and letting them soak.

How utterly disgusting.
Jaws,did you whip out the cellphone and snap a few shots of the drunkard?

 

[jaws7777]

I wanted to kick his ribs in, but figured it would aggrivate him more that the people who he dislikes we're the ones to help him.

He especially doesn't care for NYCers so this was double the pleaseure

How utterly disgusting.
Jaws,did you whip out the cellphone and snap a few shots of the drunkard?

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I wanted to kick his ribs in, but figured it would aggrivate him more that the people who he dislikes we're the ones to help him.

He especially doesn't care for NYCers so this was double the pleaseure

Sounds like you should continue to be "helpful" if it annoys him enough

 

[jaws7777]

How utterly disgusting.
Jaws,did you whip out the cellphone and snap a few shots of the drunkard?

Nah wife would have kicked me. I actually walked away when he made his 1st remark. I'm not good unless she's around....she was around so I chose to not be bad....get it.

Sounds like you should continue to be "helpful" if it annoys him enough

Lol I should start taking his garbage out. That's infuriate him

 

[PYRU]

Now when I was a younger knucklehead. There was a guy riding around going through people's yards leaving deep trenches. Jacked my centipede up and ran over my mailbox flowers. He did it to a lot of people's yards including a friend that was down the road.

It took us awhile but we finally found out it was a guy in our neighborhood that was doing it. We followed him found out where he lived. So one night we planned some payback. At around 8pm we grabbed our quads (he had a raptor I had a predator ). We idled down to his house because these things are super loud. When we get to his house my friend started on one side and I started on the other. We dumped the clutch and roosted his yard from both sides. Then took the long way to my friends house.

Not really my next door neighbor but not far down the street.

 

[freak78]

I love my neighbors, all none of them.

 

[Deadliestviper7]

I love my neighbors, all none of them.
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That's a lot of lawn to mow, if it was me I'd plant a mix of wildflowers and game beneficial plants