Your Move,Viper!

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Ok well mine has to start with a small back story......

At some point in my life (what I was doing to discover it is a bit beyond me) but I had found a way to make digireedoo noises with my mouth...fast forward to today, picture the scene it's 330 am I had recently acquireda 5ft cardboard tube and me being me I Instantly thought real didgeridoo! A few lung busters later and I decide its time to share my didgeridoo with the world, and my neighbors are older folks who have tried to call the law on me before for suspicious packages and bags coming to my house (fish ) so I put the end of my new didge against their bedroom window and let rip BWAAAAAAAAAAAAA OOOOOOOOOOO EEEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOOOO BWAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH the police thought it was funny I found it hilarious and all I had to spread apologize and promise to not do it again
Next play a electric guitar and have the amps against their house
(Power chord time, while turned up to'leven)
 
Lol....making obscene noises at people's windows is one thing but the guy's neighbors calls the cops on him because he receives package deliveries?....and the cops come,and investigate?
 
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Lol....making obscene noises at people's windows is one thing but the guy's neighbors calls the cops on him because he receives package deliveries?....and the cops come,and investigate?
Cops legally have to come to any "distress call" even if they know it's nonsense.

Also enjoying the weather here, which is warm enough for lizards, but cold enough to turn this grasss red during the night
 
Distress?.....thats what you call the random delivery of a parcel?
 
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Sadly the cops still have to treat all calls seriously even if they are loony.

Woman stabs husband over oatmeal dispute!

Man named : Luke Sky Walker arrested!
....and I can't even get them to come when some mook parks and blocks my driveway.....sheesh!
 
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Two cops get into a fistfight and one draws his weapon and shoots the other!
 
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Me and my wife are the youngest people in our neighborhood and my wife says I make the older people nervous it's because I'm 6'3" tattooed and have a long mohawk that's braided plus my wife says I just have a naturally suspicious air about me, she likes it but other people are put on guard by it I guess. That why I generally try to be as polite as possible when I do go out
 
Well.....so much for that.
 
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