Caption competition 2022

[Deadeye]

Dear diary:

Day three without a cigarette. I’ve already gained 9 pounds and I’m gonna eat the next thing that crosses my path.

That wins lol

 

[esoxlucius]

Congrats Ulu . I don't know if you are familiar with the rules, but the winner posts the next picture up for deliberation.

 

[Ulu]

 

[Jexnell]

"Just one little kiss, it won't hurt at all...."

 

[esoxlucius]

"Just one little kiss, it won't hurt at all...."

You almost sound like a guy talking from experience there jex, you smooth talker you, lol.

 

[esoxlucius]

"Oh yes, I can see what the problem is. You need a bit of bridge work doing and that wisdom tooth needs to come out."

 

[esoxlucius]

"Is he going to feed us today Buttercup or what, i'm starving?"

"I don't know Felix, he's in the garage welding that bloody car again."

 

[Deadeye]

Go on…fight me
I dare you

 

[Ulu]

(Who gets to pick the winner and how long do we wait?)

 

[Jexnell]

(Who gets to pick the winner and how long do we wait?)

You pick it after 24 hours of the pic being posted