bahaha, that's funny! alligator lizards are amazing animals! i keep one for about a year, when i got it it was prego so when the eggs hatched we gave all of them away. But don't harm them, they are no danger to you.
i wish my house was infested with those, i live on a island and the only lizards in my yard are a small population of fence lizards that i started a few years ago, i still see them everyday. Studd muffin, if you are ever in the bay area, bring me you aligator lizards, they can live my yard