Funny story. Was at lfs a few days ago browsing and killing some time. A guy and his girlfriend walk in and ask the guy working "do you have oscars here? she wants an oscar" Employee "yes we have several in the back there" customer "ok what about a hammerhead do you have any hammerheads?" Employee " no we dont have anything like that here" on a more serious note I dont even want to think about what fate may have been awaiting that oscar
He should have said I don't have any Hammerheads, but I got a couple of Air heads