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why not throw him in with a school of pirahnas... they probably wont do anything... but isnt the point to inform people of the reality of monster fish...

If u want a nasty bite I would go with a baracuda :>

Or a northern pike or musky... Ive actually had a pike bite my hand while removing a hook and damn it shredded my hand...
 
he could eat some fugu.
 
okay, first post but i may be able to help.

lionfish, i've been stung twice, goddamn that hurts, it's like a shot of chilli into the veins but not fatal like a lot of people seem to think

moray eel, i got bit by one of them in a store i worked in, not a lot of fun, you might not wanna go a full size one tho, i worked with a guy that did and it left a nasty scar running the length of his thigh, i was so jealous :P

there's a fish thats found off the coast where i live in australia called "happy moments", supposedly they call it that cos after you get stung apparently you hallucinate kinda thing, never tried it out tho

another one called a scat, that little bastard stung me thru 2 layers of plastic and newspaper, much worse than the lionfish, i think my obscene language offended they guy i bagged it for, and his 6 year old kid which was pretty funny

hope it helps, by that i mean i hope i get to see some canadian dude in extraordinary amounts of pain, cos thats just funny
 
hitec_lolife;783215; said:
okay, first post but i may be able to help.

lionfish, i've been stung twice, goddamn that hurts, it's like a shot of chilli into the veins but not fatal like a lot of people seem to think

moray eel, i got bit by one of them in a store i worked in, not a lot of fun, you might not wanna go a full size one tho, i worked with a guy that did and it left a nasty scar running the length of his thigh, i was so jealous :P

there's a fish thats found off the coast where i live in australia called "happy moments", supposedly they call it that cos after you get stung apparently you hallucinate kinda thing, never tried it out tho

another one called a scat, that little bastard stung me thru 2 layers of plastic and newspaper, much worse than the lionfish, i think my obscene language offended they guy i bagged it for, and his 6 year old kid which was pretty funny

hope it helps, by that i mean i hope i get to see some canadian dude in extraordinary amounts of pain, cos thats just funny

I wanna get my hands on one of those happy moments fish :drool:
 
One of the most painful bites I received from a fish was my Undulated Triggerfish...that HURT!! That will take a chunk out too. I don't think you would have to do much to incourage it either...mine attacks filter intakes, gravel vacs, heaters, and his own reflection. Other than that it's a friendly fish....I hope everyone caught on to the sarcasim. : )
 
If the fish/animal does not let go you could add a tranq. to the water. Just be sure not to overdose the animal. Heres a link...

The Company's name is SURE-LIFE and the product was called TRANQUIL.
 
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