Body Disposal. Help!

[Angler]

well i flung my 12 inch haitiensis into my neighbors yard. right over the fence at night lol.

lol...do they know you're a fish keeper? They wouldn't have had trouble narrowing down the culprit..

 

[Gruff Master]

well i flung my 12 inch haitiensis into my neighbors yard. right over the fence at night lol.

I'm probably wrong for laughing but this is too funny! I wouldn't advise this option though. I enjoy my fish for years but when they bite the dust they either get buried or thrown in the trash on trash day.

 

[lolpard]

@ lilfats2....that is pretty funny...I wonder what they thought when they found it..

 

[kevinfleming21]

@ lilfats2....that is pretty funny...I wonder what they thought when they found it..

He is also like 6'7" and 300 lbs, I bet his neighbor did not say a word LOL

 

[likestofish]

I say freeze it and then bury it in the woods and mark it.

 

[Jenni]

Well... you could always freeze her in a bag, get a nice box for burial, and then find a park or something near you and bury her that way.

What a very nice idea!!! I was only going to relate that they stink up the trash SOOOO bad. You are awsome for thinking about that!

 

[lolpard]

Maybe I can freeze her and take her back to big bear in a cooler with ice and bury her in the backyard there...the only thing is that they have raccoons and other digging animals...so yeah on second thought...I see the first thing is to at least freeze her and decide later.

Keep the ideas coming...

BTW for some reason the dumpster here is not getting emptied so I have no idea when trash day will be....not sure if the association forgot to pay the bill or what.

 

[Gruntking]

For the time being, do what you just said and freeze him. If not he will start to decompose!

 

[lolpard]

I will as soon as I can deal with it, later today. Maybe after a few shots of Irish Cream.

 

[SimonL]

well i flung my 12 inch haitiensis into my neighbors yard. right over the fence at night lol.

LOL that's awful and hilarious.

For the OP, freeze and trash on garbage day. If it reeks too badly, I recommend driving around while holding the bag out the window until you find a public garbage can or dumpster. I remember throwing a big dead pipa pipa frog in the Tim Hortons drive-thru garbage once.