Caption competition 2022
- Thread starter esoxlucius
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Officer....."50mph!!! That's how fast you were going back there son."
Dog....."But I was in a 60mph zone officer, that's ok isn't it?"
Officer....."Not in bloody reverse it's not!"
Dog....."But I was in a 60mph zone officer, that's ok isn't it?"
Officer....."Not in bloody reverse it's not!"
Prostitute......"Well, hi there handsome, and what can I do for a big boy like you?"
Dog......"How much do you charge for doggy style?"
Dog......"How much do you charge for doggy style?"
Liscence is on my collar, registration and insurance are in the glove box, no thumbs so you gonna have to get it......
Officer.......... Do you have a drivers licence?
Dog............. Does it Fu%#$ng look like it?
Dog............. Does it Fu%#$ng look like it?
Dog: This is a dangerous place to be hitchhiking. What is a precious thing such as yourself doing out here?
*Human muffled voice from car trunk
*Human muffled voice from car trunk
This is not what I expected when I called up an Uber with “experience of a lifetime” as the name!
"I'm getting to old to be chasing cats on foot, so I got myself some wheels."
