Caption competition 2022

[The Masked Shadow]

MOM WE NEED TO GO TO SOCCER!!!!! IT’S 7:00!!!!

 

[MetalRavioli]

Um. Excuse me? What is this?

 

[Ulu]

“I am ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille.”

 

[esoxlucius]

"Beep, beep, beep....and the time, sponsored by Accurist, is 70 o'clock."

 

[esoxlucius]

"Hmmmm yummy, I'm loving this new food counter. Todays reading says I'm going to get 70 crickets!"

 

[esoxlucius]

"Man, it's 70°F in here, I'm sweating my nads off, someone turn the heating down."

 

[Deadeye]

Um. Excuse me? What is this?

In case this is a question not a caption:
This is the blank stare of a crested gecko.

 

[MetalRavioli]

In case this is a question not a caption:
This is the blank stare of a crested gecko.

It was a caption! But I loved cresties. They are the jumpiest of geckos

 

[esoxlucius]

"What do you mean Deadeye "blank stare?" I'll let you know this is my hunting grimace."

 

[Deadeye]

Win goes to esoxlucius