Caption competition 2022

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WHOA, WHOA WHOA, not all at once. If you give me a chance I'll tell you where i've hid all the damn nuts.
 
I swear to god guys, there's a tree up the hill and the nuts are this big.
 
"Right everyone, calm it down a little. I've got some good news and some bad news. The good news is I've buried thousands of nuts during the summer in preparation for the winter. The bad news is.....I can't remember where!"
 
"I've just come back from the fish shop guys. I asked the guy if it was ok to keep an oscar this big in my 5 gallon tank. He said I was NUTS!"

(Sorry guys, I had to get that one in somewhere, I'm totally ashamed, but there you go, lol).
 
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