cat,going to kill,

[jason longboard]

the same cat that decides to piss in the water bowl or food bowls all the time ok.For the last week or so every other day it smells like skunk bud in my house and I havnt seen that stuff in years.I go around sniffing everything.Tonight I smell it bad and it just started so I stick my head in the cat box room and I hear sizzling sounds.That SON OF A peice of crap,no good,peckerwood, monkey puss bastard has been pissing right into and around the standard height wall socket.Give me a FN break.

 

[jason longboard]

oh thanks,so top it off with smiles never working for me.AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wtf is up with the smiles,damn.

 

[jason longboard]

sorry for the potty mouth but man you know,I tried to keep it tame.

 

[wckdkl0wn]

man that really sucks

 

[channarox]

well that sucks.

 

[nativelover]

you can skin it. make some mittens.


ill help.

just throw it in a potato sack. tie it up. get a big pot of boiling water and throw the cat in the sack in the pot. simple as that. let it cook for about 15 mins. then take it out. skin it (skin will peel off easily) set it out to dry. you can eat the meat if you like.

 

[Liam]

you can skin it. make some mittens.


ill help.

just throw it in a potato sack. tie it up. get a big pot of boiling water and throw the cat in the sack in the pot. simple as that. let it cook for about 15 mins. then take it out. skin it (skin will peel off easily) set it out to dry. you can eat the meat if you like.

I like the approach of get cat - potato sack - river. lol

 

[nativelover]

I like the approach of get cat - potato sack - river. lol

haha. oh man. i used to have a huge sling shot slung between two trees. could fling a kitten about 80yrds to the river on the other side of the yard. haha. i miss Alabama.

 

[jason longboard]

alright weirdos calm down.

 

[Liam]

haha