Biggles, that's hilarious.
you should become a writer.
uh, buy better cat litter. it shouldn't be dusty. whaddya using, plain dirt?
we had indoor cats in earlier years & I swear the litter box gave us some near-death experiences....there's nothing quite like laying in bed, just about dropping off to sleep & then you hear "scratch scratch scratch...." then OMG THE STENCH STARTS FLOATING TOWARD YOU and crawls down your nose, throat & lungs..
now I just adopt stray outdoor cats. they are so grateful. follow me around like dogs.