Childish Stuff that Makes You Laugh...

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Surprisingly my wife is the champ...shes a damn animal man. My 3 yr old says "mommy made poop daddy" lmao
LMAOOOOOO

My dog is the grand champ in that department.
ID man....my dog's farts clear the room, then they FOLLOW YOU.....creeping farts that waft themselves...it's almost like they take on a life of their own LOL
Oh I cant stand for mine to do that around me and she knows to expect a major attitude from me if she lets one loose in my ear or smellshot....highly offensive.
Bit of a double-standard?? haha
because you wanted to seal the deal, in my house hold, rip em if you got em, tho farting in the car is not allowed.
You mean you don't roll up and lock all the windows and turn the heat on full blast when you rip one in the car??? I thought everyone did that.
and you never busted one in bed and pulled the covers over her head? one of marriages little pleasures.
Nothing cooks quite like a good Dutch Oven. lolol


I'm sorry, but I just don't believe this. It has to be a hoax
 
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Bit of a double-standard?? haha
Yep,but at least I try not to do it around anyone else.If they should happen to hear or smell it from another room.....oh well.
 
......and LMAO at Dutch oven but that's sick.
 
Haha I just remember reading that a few years back, thread made me think of it...I agree that its probably not true.
 
Haha I just remember reading that a few years back, thread made me think of it...I agree that its probably not true.
I hope it is not true.....the wording is too funny for it to be a tragedy,"releasing an enormous bolus of flatulence,which displaced all the available oxygen so that Mrs Flannery passed out nearly instantly and was dead within thirty seconds."
 
The old sneaking-up-and-pulling-someone's-pants-down is always a classic
 
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My 3 yr old lil girl went through a phase of MF. Everyone was an a MF. I honestly thought it was hysterical. I just ignored it and it went away. My mother inlaw on the other hand would constantly try and stop her from saying (against my wishes cuz it'll just make them say it more) eventually nanny was the only MFer lol
 
Farting in my house is never a bore with my 6 year old daughter around. She always makes a big deal about it.
 
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