Christmas Gift Ideas for the Girlfriend / Wife?

[festaedan]

Get her some fish! Then when she doesnt want them, you get to keep them!

 

[SumoNinja]

my wife's getting a full body massage by me


that's all she's getting, when i go to watch star wars at the mall, i'll stop by somewhere to pick up the massage lotion

 

[SumoNinja]

DAMMIT!!!!!!

I forgot the motion lotion!!!!!! fml