Chuck Norris Jokes

[jlsmonkey]

wow i don't understand why you people who don't like it are coming then. it says chuck norris jokes as the thread name not come here for chocolate or something

 

[xPe_MONeYx]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

 

[Satan's Goldfish]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

End of discussion. LOL

Damn you beat me to it. I've wasted an entire night shift giggling at that site before.

Out of the many great ones, my personal favorite Chuck Norrisism will always be:

'Chuck Norris and Mr. T walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed, as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building'

 

[trojan09]

"Chuck Norris once visited the virgin islands, they are now the islands"

lmao

 

[Sir-KS]

chuck norris counted to infinity.... TWICE

chuck norris can sh1t without peein at the sametimes

 

[Lepisosteus platyrhincus]

bump

 

[Columbian Shark Catfish]

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

 

[L021]

BMPU
Behind every great man is a woman. Plowing that woman is Chuck Norris.

 

[swede]

Chuck Norris can yell without raising his voice