Chuck Norris Jokes

[swede]

Chuck Norris goes green by drinking his motor oil after he changes it.

 

[swede]

Chuck Norris can narrate a story without speaking a word..... he lets his greatness speak for itself

 

[ettfettbranamn]

hahaha..

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
there is no chin under chuck norris' beard, there is just another fist!

 

[The Red Severum]

When chuck norris does a push up, he doesn't push himself up he pushes the world down/\.

 

[A jar]

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up- HE THROWS DOWN!!!!!

 

[Pharaoh]

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

End of discussion. LOL

 

[nubz]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....
you stole like twenty of mine!

 

[swede]

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[houie925]

If Chuck Norris ever fought Chuck Norris he would win, period

 

[Geoey]

Chuck Norris once choked a man with a cordless phone .