Chuck Norris Jokes

[houie925]

chuck norris was born in a log cabin he built with his own two hands

 

[jlsmonkey]

haha these are great keep 'em coming

when you type chuck norr into Google it freezes your keyboard and says "Don't even bother, you can't find Chuck Norris. He finds you."

 

[syndicate]

type "find chuck norris" in goolge then im feeling lucky

 

[houie925]

When Chuck Norris jumps in the ocean he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets Chuck Norris

 

[nubz]

chuck norris doesnt play god.... playing is for children

 

[bfhslilred93]

curiosity didnt kill the cat chuck norris did
chuck norris doesnt drive, the car drives itself out of fear

 

[jlsmonkey]

Chuck Norris didn't kill Bruce Lee, he just stared at him and told him to die.

 

[jlsmonkey]

type "find chuck norris" in goolge then im feeling lucky

HAHAHA AWESOME

 

[nubz]

HAHAHA AWESOME

yeah i did that a while back.... pretty funny.

 

[assortedsorts]

Chuck Norris can eat just one lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law & Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a royal flush.