Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris once used a live rattlesnake as a condom.
I saw Chuck Norris scissor kick Angela Lansbury in the face, she tried to accuse him of murder.
Chuck Norris was the referee for the Superman and Batman fight.
Chuck Norris played kick ball one recess in day care and kicked the ball so high into the sky it became the moon.
The sun doesnt go down, Chuck Norris tells it to go to bed.
I saw Chuck Norris scissor kick Angela Lansbury in the face, she tried to accuse him of murder.
Chuck Norris was the referee for the Superman and Batman fight.
Chuck Norris played kick ball one recess in day care and kicked the ball so high into the sky it became the moon.
The sun doesnt go down, Chuck Norris tells it to go to bed.
I would have figured all the chuck norris jokes would have stopped when he played them up to make an ad for mike huckabee...
President Bush was to scared of Chuck Norris to ask him to stop the war in Iraq.
It took so long to make another Rocky and another Rambo movie because Rambo and Rocky together isn't as tuff as Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped making movies because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot J R.
It took so long to make another Rocky and another Rambo movie because Rambo and Rocky together isn't as tuff as Chuck Norris.
Arnold Schwarzenegger stopped making movies because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris shot J R.
When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axles, and buffalo meat on his back. And, he always makes it to Oregon before you.
