Corrupt a Wish

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fishman112;3220165; said:
Granted, but it's "Liam's bad day at the slaughter house"
I wish i didn't have a sore throught.
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granted, but pig genitals are used to cure it.

I wish I could eat mercury
 
you can eat mercury but you will grow an extra arm

i wish for lots of money
 
Granted , but u will be robbed of all your money later.
I wish i had a wide screen tv.
 
Granted, but it falls off the wall brackets an hour later and breaks.

I wish I didn't have to go to school for a year.
 
then everyone has a party because school sucks ass

i wish i had some lighter fuel (hopefully i will get some tomorrow)
 
you get it, but then it spills over at your house and spontaneously ignites, burning your house down...

I wish I didn't have to work a double shift today:irked:
 
wish granted. until your boss has you work doubles saturday and sunday.

Wish kermit the frog didnt die of swine flu
 
Mr. Grumpy Gills;3221927; said:
wish granted. until your boss has you work doubles saturday and sunday.

Wish kermit the frog didnt die of swine flu
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Granted, but the rest of sesame street gets the flu and dies getting kicked from the air.

I wish I had 7 open minded girlfriends!!!!
 
Granted but now you have 7 pregnant women each with twins.

I wish Mountain Dew was actually healthy
 
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