Corrupt a Wish

[fatcat]

Granted, u seem the butterfly type awake or asleep. You'd probably be eaten by a spider on your first day.
I wish I had a garage that could house all my cars at once!!

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but all of your cars got traded in for matchbox cars.

i wish reality shows got wiped off the air

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but now all of the dumb people on reality shows now work at burger king screwing up your orders.

wish i could have moon rocks in my tank

 

[Lizardking]

Granted but it turned out to be the pineapple liberation army placing fruits in your dressing room.

I wish my house had the shape of a globe.

 

[chefjamesscott]

Granted but it turned out to be the pineapple liberation army placing fruits in your dressing room.

I wish my house had the shape of a globe.

Granted but you are forced to live in equator temps in the summer and subarctic temps in the winter, enjoy the world in your house.

I wish that the sources of free energy were publicly known on a large scale>

 

[fishy12]

Granted but they jack up the prices of non free energy and ur the only one using it.
I wish I had a wish!!!

 

[swede]

Granted but they jack up the prices of non free energy and ur the only one using it.
I wish I had a wish!!!

granted, but you have little creativity than to wish for more wishes.

I wish I could make a living off creativity

 

[fishy12]

Granted but u lose all ur cravtivity to me.
So who has no creativity now? HUH!
I wish i gave someone else my wish.

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but now you find a genie's lamp in your back yard. and get 3 more wishes

I wish i could go to the moon.

 

[fishy12]

Granted but aleins abduct u and have anal searches on you till u die.
And thnc for 3 other wishes.
I wish i didnt die from jumping on the ground like it was a trampoline.