Corrupt a Wish

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but you have 2 broken legs now

i wish the aliens didnt violate me when i went to the moon.

 

[fishy12]

granted but u get hit by haleys comet and die on impact.

I wish that i broke my toe instead of my legs.

 

[Lizardking]

Granted! The toe you broke made your foot turn black so now you only got one leg.

I wish my car were candyred.

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but your car got used by a terrorist as a car bomb.

I wish I had a ute.

 

[hmoobvwj]

Granted! Your car(s) are now Candyred, but the second they were, someone stole your keys and took your car(s) away to sell in some foreign country!

I wish there will be no war nor any fighting in this world....

 

[dingoofus]

Granted! Your car(s) are now Candyred, but the second they were, someone stole your keys and took your car(s) away to sell in some foreign country!

I wish there will be no war nor any fighting in this world....

Granted, but now mankind has grown weak, and the apes took over.

I wish I was a park ranger.

 

[Eric A]

granted, but you were gang bashed by koalas.

I wish I had money to spend

 

[cichlid_starter]

granted but your stuck in a fish store with no aquatics section to spend your money

I wish I had the room for a giant pond in my back yard.

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but now you have no friends.

I wish I could fly.

 

[cichlidinsomniac]

granted, but you have irritable bowels

I wish I could read