Corrupt a Wish

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but it is selling womens shoes at lane bryant.

I wish someone would buy my saltwater tank.

 

[Mr. Grumpy Gills]

granted, but they contract you out to take care of the tank at their house and 50 other tanks.

I wish i was superman

(had to ruin it for myself)

 

[fishy12]

Granted but u fly through a plane engine and get cut into small super pieces.
I wish i never eve started to wish on this thread.

 

[nativelover]

granted...someone else posted for you.

i wish i didnt have to get up in the morning...

 

[navykorman]

granted but the army steals all your uniforms while you sleep. And you have to wear only your skivies while in formation
I wish I was back serving with the Marines and not the navy

 

[BristolDibber]

granted: but thanks to your naval experience, the marines have made you NCO in charge of powdered soap...it takes longer to pick up.

i wish the marine didnt want to kill me now.

 

[Lizardking]

Granted..they kill you later instead.

I wish the earth had the shape of a pineapple.

 

[ceewah]

Granted! But then you realized there's spongebob everywhere.

I wish they lock this thread.

 

[Twixy]

Granted but spoils fun forever more

I wish i had new glasses

 

[fishtex]

granted but they're only good for holding water

i wish i could go fishing today!