Corrupt a Wish

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granted, but you didnt whish they were alive too.

I wish i didnt have to mow my lawn
 
Granted but as a result, you live the rest of your life like a sitcom.

I wish rocks could talk
 
Granted - but they never have anything to say to you

I wish that i could pick up some more side work
 
Granted, but it will consist of you cleaning toilets with your tongue.

I wish I had a life's supply of free beer.
 
Granted! But you saw the beer and it's your most hated brand.
I wish I was filthy rich!
 
Granted, but you will be trapped on a desert island and won't be able to spend anything.

I wish I had a 600 gallon tank with lots of Cichla.
 
u got it then the tank brakes and the fish die.

i wish i could do jessica simson
 
Granted but then you find out she was formerly a man and gave you genital warts!

I wish for world peace!
 
granted, but then the world gets sucked up into a black hole...

I wish I get promoted to a new position!
 
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