Corrupt a Wish

[BigO6687]

Granted, but its the super power of super slow.

I wish I could shapeshift

granted, but you shapeshift into a turd\


i wish i was done with my math homework

 

[scalesandfins]

granted but you realise you did the wrong chapter
i wish i was the best at cod black ops

 

[gar man]

Granted, but the game is recalled for causing violence in china.

I wish I could download stuff faster.

 

[Zfishies]

wish granted but you have to pay $100000 each download

i wish i could turn invisable

 

[Brian_Indiana]

Granted, but you can only shift between your human self and a rock pebble.

I wish I could divide by zero.

 

[gar man]

Granted, but now you can't divide by any other number.

I wish Water changes were easier.

 

[nes999]

Granted, but you can only shift between your human self and a rock pebble.

I wish I could divide by zero.

sounds like calculus 101


gar man granted but to make them easier you can only use milk jugs


i wish the voices in my head would talk to someone else besides me

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted but now the other people in the psych ward are on suicide watch.

i wish none of my fish ever died.

 

[sikoko]

granted but now you have zombie fish

i wish i more money fo christmas

 

[Inglorious]

Granted, but unfortunately the Grinch stole Christmas

I wish I had zombie fish