Corrupt a Wish

[fishy12]

Granted, but unfortunately the Grinch stole Christmas

I wish I had zombie fish

Granted but it bites you and you become inflected!

I wish everyone would get the spelling mistake joke and laugh instead of pointing out i did it wrong cause I did it on purpose...

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted but people could not stop laughing and they died.

i wish i had fishy12's nova.

 

[gar man]

Granted, but you total it 5 minutes after you get it.

I wish that I had a job.

 

[scalesandfins]

granted but its from some crazy rich guy that filled his yard with multi color gravel and now he decided he only wants the black pebbles left. and he is paying you 1 cent per pebble you remove
i wish i was the crazy rich guy

 

[Lester55]

Wish granted but then your sent in the mental hospital
I wish that no one would corrupt my wish

 

[billyismybigfish]

granted, but it kills this thread.

i wish lesters wish was not granted.

 

[scalesandfins]

granted, but it sends this thread into a wishing about not wishing spiral and it all goes down hill.
i wish everyone would wish about there own things

 

[Madding]

Granted, but unfortunately you did not clarify "their own things" and now male enhancement drugs are everywhere.

I wish I was immortal.

 

[scalesandfins]

lol!
granted but you have to trade your arms and legs and ability to speak

 

[scalesandfins]

oh sorry, i wish i could rent a nice house for cheap