Corrupt a Wish

[Dmaan.]

Granted, but that's the only artist you can listen too, and you'd get annoyed, and
smell like poop, and be annoyed of smelling like poop, and life wouldn't work out, so
then you'd start dressing like that columbia shark catfish kid on here?

JK

but i wish i could jump 47" off the ground, WHAT YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT?

 

[dingoofus]

Granted, but you can't handle a fall from 47" in the air and die on impact.

I wish the chasers war on everything was on tv tonight.

 

[flowerpower]

Granted, but you can't handle a fall from 47" in the air and die on impact.

I wish the chasers war on everything was on tv tonight.

Yeah but then you'd have to watch that garbage.

I wish I could travel in time.

 

[gmachine19]

Yeah but then you'd have to watch that garbage.

I wish I could travel in time.

Granted, but you can only travel in increments of 100yrs backward.

I wish I can control people.

 

[Dmaan.]

Granted, but you can only control their sexual habits.

I wish money grew on trees!

 

[flowerpower]

Yeah but then you'd have to cut down 100 acres of forest to buy a cup of coffee.

I wish marijuana was legal.

 

[jartist15]

granted but the THC has been extracted
I wish i could have any job in the world

 

[[enjoyable_attempt]]

Granted, but they all decide to pay minimum wage.

I wish the sky was green.

 

[Dmaan.]

Granted, but only cause the sun reflects off all the marijuana you planted.

I too wish the sky was green? lol.

 

[Liam]

granted but you get syphilis

I wish I could spell predictions incorrectly